Wæm Wir Dǐ (/wir/ /dɪ/ [smart; intelligent; clever; wise] [thing; stuff; matter (substance; material); object]) is a subtropical Small Town located in Ìvrækhìl Zone, Wv-0săbb District, within the Federation of Alveria.
The name Wæm Wir Dǐ is derived from the Constructi language, as Wæm Wir Dǐ was founded by Lacey Bresí, who was culturaly Constructi.
Climate
Wæm Wir Dǐ has a yearly average temperature of 26°C (78°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 30°C (86°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 23°C (73°F). Wæm Wir Dǐ receives an average of 192 cm/y (75 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the fall. Wæm Wir Dǐ covers an area of nearly 3 km2 (1 mi2), and an average elevation of 4984 m (16351 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Wæm Wir Dǐ was founded durring the early 12th century in spring of the year 1101, by Lacey Bresí. The establishment of the new community went well, though many minor issues had to be solved as time went on. This was enough to delay construction and push back the formal opening ceramony, leading to some embarisment for Lacey Bresí.
Wæm Wir Dǐ was built using the conventions of Constructi durring the early 12th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Wæm Wir Dǐ is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.
Wæm Wir Dǐ is buildings are arranged arround a network of premissive worn bedrock streets which form a grid, where each square verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller square has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The town posesses a fortified albit thin wall of querried stone. This wall posesses most of the features of a castle wall, though it is constructed from cheeper inferior stone. It would pose a minor chalange for an attacking army, though it's clear the wall's true purpose is to crush the hopes of bandits and marauders. Unfortuantly, these failry decent fortifications are in extreem disrepair, so much so that one cannot tell if they are decaying from a lack of mantance or damage incured.
A look around Wæm Wir Dǐ seems to be home to a quite vibrant and boisterous community. Everywhere one looks they can see people going out their daily business with a smile and a spring in their step. Children play loudly in the streets, causing untold havoc as youth are want and allowed to do. On second glance, that chaos continues into adulthood. People seem to be allowed to do as they please with little harmoney to anything. It feels less like a town, and more like a spot people just happened to place their homes. Yet there are small elements here and there which show the underlying structure of the community. It’s just so complex, organic, and flowing one can only understand what is a piece of the puzzle, but not what its neighbors are.
Civic Infrastructure
Wæm Wir Dǐ has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Wæm Wir Dǐ.
Wæm Wir Dǐ has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Wæm Wir Dǐ has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Wæm Wir Dǐ has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Wæm Wir Dǐ has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Wæm Wir Dǐ's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Wæm Wir Dǐ possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Small Town. Wæm Wir Dǐ's grid is powered by mana accumulators.
Wæm Wir Dǐ has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.
Wæm Wir Dǐ has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Cultural Notes
Wæm Wir Dǐ's garrison was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is which made use of the classical orders and mathematically precise ratios of height and width combined with a desire for symmetry, proportion, and harmony. It used columns, pediments, arches and domes are imaginatively in buildings of all types. Decorative features were seen as largely unnecessary as the sheer beauty of the structure itself was often close to art. However, many buildings with large ceiling spaces had their ceilings decorated with elaborate paintings, simply because the large flat spaces could feel wasted.
In Wæm Wir Dǐ there is no wind.
The Bonewrought Willow near Wæm Wir Dǐ are known to be more aggressive than normal.
Wæm Wir Dǐ's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves bloodletting to channel Elven High Magic energies of tier 2 via recitation of scripture.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 1
Farmers: 2
Farm Laborer: 8
Hunters: 2
Milk Maids: 2
Ranchers: 1
Ranch Hands: 2
Shepherds: 2
Farmland: 3324 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 205
Poultry: 2469
Swine: 164
Sheep: 8
Goats: 1
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 82
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 1
Blacksmiths: 1
Bookbinders: 1
Buckle-makers: 1
Cabinetmakers: 1
Candlemakers: 2
Carpenters: 2
Clothmakers: 2
Coopers: 2
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 1
Fabricworkers: 1
Farrier: 5
Glassworkers: 2
Gunsmiths: 1
Hatters: 1
Leatherwrights: 2
Matchstick makers: 1
Musical Instrument Makers: 1
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 1
Paper Workers: 1
Plasterers: 1
Pursemakers: 1
Saddlers: 1
Scabbardmakers: 1
Soap and Tallow Workers: 3
Tailors: 4
Tanners: 1
Upholsterers: 1
Watchmakers: 1
Weavers: 2
Merchants
Beer-Sellers: 1
Booksellers: 1
Butchers: 2
Chandlers: 2
Chicken Butchers: 2
Fine Clothiers: 2
Fishmongers: 1
Potion Sellers: 1
Resellers: 3
Spice Merchants: 1
Wine-sellers: 1
Wheelwright: 1
Service workers
Bakers: 4
Barbers: 4
Coachmen: 1
Cooks: 4
Doctors: 1
Gamekeepers: 1
Hairdressers: 2
Healers: 2
Housekeepers: 2
Housemaids: 3
House Stewards: 2
Laundry maids: 1
Maidservants: 3
Nursery Maids: 1
Pastrycooks: 2
Restaurateur: 3
Tavern Keepers: 3
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 1
Coal Heavers: 1
In-Town Couriers: 1
Long Haul Couriers: 1
Dockyard Workers: 1
Leech Collectors: 2
Millers: 2
Miners: 1
Oilmen and Polishers: 1
Postmen: 1
Pure Finder: 1
Skinners: 2
Tosher: 1
Warehousemen: 2
Watercarriers: 1
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 2
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 1
Alchemist: 1
Clerk: 1
Educators: 2
Engineers: 1
Civil Servants
Bankers: 1
Civil Clerks: 1
Exorcist: 1
Kami Clerk: 1
Landlords: 1
Lawyers: 1
Legend Keepers: 1
Militia Officers: 10
Monks, Monastic: 2
Monks, Civic: 2
Historian, Oral: 1
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 1
Priests: 3
Rangers: 1
Rat Catchers: 1
Scholars: 1
Spiritualist: 1
Storytellers: 3
Military Officers: 2
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 2
Comfort Services: 3
Jaminators: 2
Needleworkers: 2
Potters: 1
Preserve Makers: 2
Quilters: 1
Seamsters: 4
Spinners: 2
Weaver: 2
Artists
Bards: 1
Dancers: 1
Musicians: 2
Wood Carvers: 3
Writers: 2
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 3
Canners: 2
Cheesmakers: 3
Millers: 1
Picklers: 1
Smokers: 1
Tobacconists: 1
Tallowmakers: 1
227 of Wæm Wir Dǐ's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
19 work in Agriculture
46 work as Craftsmen
18 work as Merchants
39 work as Service Workers
21 work as General Laborers
6 work as Skilled Laborers
35 work as Civil Servants
21 work in Cottage Industries
9 work as Artists
13 work in Produce Industries
555 of Wæm Wir Dǐ's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 41 (5%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Wæm Wir Dǐ has been cursed with some blight that makes life difficult, albeit not impossible. An offended sorcerer's vengeful Working, an outraged god's wrath, a local distortion of the Legacy, or a simple history of bad feng shui in the area may have brought the curse about. I(devise not only the curse, but the reason why the locals haven't left for better lands).
Wæm Wir Dǐ is accessed from a nearby river via an intricate series of locks.
POI
History
The the a suit of Jack chain armor of Truename Magic, an a suit of Jack chain armor imbued with great amounts of Truename Magic energies was created near Wæm Wǐh Zowvu by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century.